A friend of mine caught his girl cheating on...
…So we both got drunk, went to her house at 3am, put a dozen dead roses on her porch and pissed all over them. Doing good deeds for friends feels so rewarding. :)
Anonymous asked: i will come fuck you baby <3
I just want a random, no strings attatched, fuck.
So, I just got my dream job today...
Detailing show cars and exotics at Exotic Customs in West Chester…Also they’re the people that did all the work to Bam’s Lambo, Dunn’s Porsche (and all his other cars), April’s PT Cruiser from the one episode of Viva La Bam…So fucking stoked for this! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LsO2UJ2zAh0
I'm moving to Europe.
To find my future wife. I hate American girls. I don’t care if European girls are the same, they’re accents make up for any of their faults :)
wurnula-deactivated20120522 asked: Well, you know that you have to say something cute about me now.
Lesbian soft porn on Netflix.
Room in Rome. FUCK YEAH. Hey cute lady followers, send semi nudes ;)
Anonymous asked: How bad do you want her?
piratecaptainlinny asked: This has probably been said somewhere or another so I apologize if it's redundant. How big are your ears?
If only you knew how bad I want you.
Clothes off, your ass in the air, my fingers in your mouth, biting down from fear and pleasure. Umph